Shakespeare, William · published 1623 · first performed or written 1597 [Apr 23] (Annals) comedy · Lord Chamberlain's (Hunsdon's) Men unassigned nearest T35 Fools, wit and railing · 497 words
Marked words are the most distinguishing words of the nearest topic T35: fool, wit, aristippus, achilles, wise, fools, patroclus, thersites, master, men.
Nominativo hig, hag, hog: pray you mark: genitivo huius: Well: what is your Accusative-case? Accusativo hinc. I pray you have your remembrance (child) Accusativo hang, hang, hog. Hang-hog, is latten for Bacon, I warrant you. Leave your prabbles (o' man) What is the Vocative case (William?) O, Vocativo, O. Remember William, Vocative, is caret. And that's a good root. O' man, forbear. Peace. What is your Genitive case plural (William?) Genitive case? I. Genitive horum, harum, horum. Vengeance of Ginyes case; fie on her; never name her (child) if she be a whore. For shame o' man. You do ill to teach the child such words: he teaches him to hic, and to hac; which they'll do fast enough of themselves, and to call horum; fie upon you. O' man, art thou Lunaties? Hast thou no understandings for thy Cases, & the numbers of the Genders? Thou art as foolish Christian creatures, as I would desires. Prithee hold thy peace. Show me now (William) some declensions of your Pronouns. Forsooth, I have forgot. It is Qui, que, quod; if you forget your Quies, your Ques, and your Quods, you must be breeches: Go your ways and play, go. He is a better scholar than I thought he was. He is a good sprag-memory: Farewell Mis. Page. Adieu good Sir Hugh: Get you home boy, Come we stay too long. Mi. Ford, Your sorrow hath eaten up my sufferance; I see you are obsequious in your love, and I profess requital to a hair's breadth, not only Mist. Ford, in the simple office of love, but in all the accustrement, compliment, and ceremony of it: But are you sure of your husband now? he's a birding (sweet Sir Iohn.) What hoa, gossip Ford: what hoa. Step into th' chamber, Sir Iohn. How now (sweet heart) whose at home besides yourself? Why none but mine own people. Indeed? No certainly: Speak louder. Truly, I am so glad you have no body here. Why? Why woman, your husband is in his old lines again: he so takes on yonder with my husband, so rails against all married mankind; so curses all Eve's daughters, of what complexion soever; and so buffettes himself on the forehead: crying peere-out, peere-out, that any madness I ever yet beheld, seemed but tameness, civility, and patience to this his distemper he is in now: I am glad the fat Knight is not here. Why, does he talk of him? Of none but him, and swears he was carried out the last time he searched for him, in a Basket: Protests to my husband he is now here, & hath drawn him and the rest of their company from their sport, to make another experiment of his suspicion: But I am glad the Knight is not here; now he shall see his own foolery. How near is he Mistress Page? Hard by, at street end; he will be here anon. I am undone, the Knight is here.
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Nominatiuo hig, hag, hog: pray you marke: genitiuo huius: Well: what is your Accuſatiue-caſe? Accuſatiuo hinc. I pray you haue your remembrance (childe) Accuſatiuo hing, hang, hog. Hang-hog, is latten for Bacon, I warrant you. Leaue your prables (o' man) What is the Focatiue caſe (William?) O, Vocatiuo, O. Remember William, Focatiue, is caret. And that's a good roote. O' man, forbeare. Peace. What is your Genitiue caſe plurall (William?) Genitiue caſe? I. Genitiue horum, harum, horum. 'Vengeance of Ginyes caſe; fie on her; neuer name her (childe) if ſhe be a whore. For ſhame o' man. You doe ill to teach the childe ſuch words: hee teaches him to hic, and to hac; which they'll doe faſt enough of themſelues, and to call horum; fie vpon you. O' man, art thou Lunaties? Haſt thou no vnderſtandings for thy Caſes, & the numbers of the Genders? Thou art as fooliſh Chriſtian creatures, as I would deſires. Pre'thee hold thy peace. Shew me now (William) ſome declenſions of your Pronounes. Forſooth, I haue forgot. It is Qui, que, quod; if you forget your Quies, your Ques, and your Quods, you muſt be preeches: Goe your waies and play, go. He is a better ſcholler then I thought he was. He is a good ſprag-memory: Farewel Mis. Page. Adieu good Sir Hugh: Get you home boy, Come we ſtay too long. Mi. Ford, Your ſorrow hath eaten vp my ſufferance; I ſee you are obſequious in your loue, and I profeſſe requitall to a haires bredth, not onely Miſt. Ford, in the ſimple office of loue, but in all the accuſtrement, complement, and ceremony of it: But are you ſure of your husband now? Hee's a birding (ſweet Sir Iohn.) What hoa, goſſip Ford: what hoa. Step into th' chamber, Sir Iohn. How now (ſweete heart) whoſe at home beſides your ſelfe? Why none but mine owne people. Indeed? No certainly: Speake louder. Truly, I am ſo glad you haue no body here. Why? Why woman, your husband is in his olde lines againe: he ſo takes on yonder with my husband, ſo railes againſt all married mankinde; ſo curſes all Eues daughters, of what complexion ſoeuer; and ſo buffettes himſelfe on the for-head: crying peere-out, peere-out, that any madneſſe I euer yet beheld, ſeem'd but tameneſſe, ciuility, and patience to this his diſtemper he is in now: I am glad the fat Knight is not heere. Why, do's he talke of him? Of none but him, and ſweares he was caried out the laſt time hee ſearch'd for him, in a Basket: Proteſts to my husband he is now heere, & hath drawne him and the reſt of their company from their ſport, to make another experiment of his ſuſpition: But I am glad the Knight is not heere; now he ſhall ſee his owne foolerie. How neere is he Miſtris Page? Hard by, at ſtreet end; he wil be here anon. I am vndone, the Knight is heere.