Shakespeare, William · published 1630 · first performed or written 1597 [Apr 23] (Annals) comedy · Lord Chamberlain's (Hunsdon's) Men T3 Sickness, physic and doctors typicality 0.79 · 500 words · other edition — not in the analysis
Marked words are the most distinguishing words of T3: doctor, master, cure, disease, pray, physic, physician, mr, sick, lady.
Thou are clearkly; thou art clearkly (Sir John) was there a wise woman with thee? I that there was (mine Host) one that hath taught me more wit, than ever I learned before in my life: and I paid nothing for it neither, but was paid for my learning. Out alas (Sir) cozonage: mere cozonage. Where be my horses? Speak well of them varletto. Run away with the cozoners: for so soon as I came beyond Eton, they threw me off, from behind one of them, in a slough of mire; and set spurs, and away; like three germane-divels; three Doctor Faustaffes. They are gone but to meet the Duke (villain) do not say they be fled: germans are honest men. Where is mine Host? What is the matter Sir? Have a care of your entertainments: there is a friend of mine come to town, tells me there is three Cozen-Iermans, that has cozened all the Hosts of Readius, of Maidenhead; of Cole-brooke, of horses and money: I tell you for good will (look you) you are wise, and full of gibes, and ulouting-stocks: and 'tis not convenient you should be cozoned. Far you well. Ver'is mine Host de Jarteere? Here (Master Doctor) in perplexity, and doubtful dilemma. I cannot tell vat is dat: but it is tell-a-me, dat you make grand preparation for a Duke de jamanie: by my trot; der is no Duke that the Court is know, to come▪ I tell you for good will; adieu. Hue and cry, (villain) go: assist me Knight, I am undone: fly, run: huy, and cry (villain) I am undone. I would all the world might be cozond, for I have been cozond and beaten too: if it should come to the ear of the Court, how I have been transformed; and how my transformation hath been washed, and cudgeled, they would melt me out of my fat drop by drop, and liquor Fishermens-boots with me: I warrant they would whip me with their fine wits, till I were as crest-fallen as a dride-peare I neur prospered since I forswore myself at Primero: well, if my wind were but long enough; I would repent; Now? Whence come you? From the two parties forsooth. e Diuell take one partie, and his Dam the other: and so they shall bee both bestowed; I haue suffer'd more for their sakes; more then the villanous inconstancy of mans disposition is able to beare. And have not they suffered? Yes, I warrant; speciously one of them; Mistress Ford (good heart) is beaten black and blue, that you cannot see a white spot about her. What tell'st thou me of black, and blue? I was beaten myself into all the colours of the rainbow: and I was like to be apprehended for the Witch of Brainford, but that my admirable dexterity of wit, my counterfeiting the action of an old woman delivered me, the knave Constable had set meith ' Stocks, i'th' common Stocks, for a Witch.
Other edition — placed after the fit, excluded from the main statistics
Position
nodes 1071–1088 (positions in the processed text, not lines of the printed book) · chunk 36 of 42 in this edition
Length
500 words · 714 tokens
Topic (seed 42)
T3 — Sickness, physic and doctorscross-work theme (confirmed, in the genre comparison) · typicality 0.788 (cosine to the topic centroid) · placed after the fit (approximate_predict), not counted in the topic statistics
Other seeds
seed 43: T3 · seed 44: T4 — topic numbers are assigned independently in each run; equal or different numbers say nothing by themselves
Original spelling (EEBO-TCP, unregularized)
Thou are clearkly; thou art clearkly (Sir Iohn) was there a wiſe woman with thee? I that there was (mine Hoſt) one that hath taught me more wit, then euer I learn'd before in my life: and I paid nothing for it neither, but was paid for my learning. Out alas (Sir) cozonage: meere cozonage. Where be my horſes? ſpeake well of them varletto. Run away with the cozoners: for ſo ſoone as I came beyond Eaton, they threw mee off, from behinde one of them, in a ſlough of myre; and ſet ſpurres, and away; like three Germane-diuels; three Doctor Fauſtaffes. They are gone but to meete the Duke (villaine) doe not ſay they be fled: Germanes are honeſt men. Where is mine Hoſt? What is the matter Sir? Haue a care of your entertainments: there is a friend of mine come to Towne, tels mee there is three Cozen-Iermans, that has cozened all the Hoſts of Readius, of Maidenhead; of Cole-brooke, of horſes and money: I tell you for good will (looke you) you are wiſe, and full of gibes, and vlouting-ſtocks: and 'tis not conuenient you ſhould be cozoned. Fare you well. Ver'is mine Hoſt de Iarteere? Here (Maſter Doctor) in perplexitie, and doubtfull delemma. I cannot tell vat is dat: but it is tell-a-me, dat you make grand preparation for a Duke de Iamanie: by my trot; der is no Duke that the Court is know, to come▪ I tell you for good will; adieu. Huy and cry, (villaine) goe: aſſiſt me Knight, I am vndone: fly, run: huy, and cry (villaine) I am vndone. I would all the world might bee cozond, for I haue beene cozond and beaten too: if it ſhould come to the eare of the Court, how I haue beene transformed; and how my transformation hath beene waſhd, and cudgeld, they would melt mee out of my fat drop by drop, and liquor Fiſhermens-boots with mee: I warrant they would whip mee with their fine wits, till I were as creſt-falne as a dride-peare I neur proſper'd ſince I forſwore my ſelfe at Primero: well, if my winde were but long enough; I would repent; Now? Whence come you? From the two parties forſooth. e Diuell take one partie, and his Dam the other: and ſo they ſhall bee both beſtowed; I haue ſuffer'd more for their ſakes; more then the villanous inconſtancy of mans diſpoſition is able to beare. And haue not they ſuffer'd? Yes, I warrant; ſpeciouſly one of them; Miſtris Ford (good heart) is beaten blacke and blew, that you cannot ſee a white ſpot about her. What tell'ſt thou mee of blacke, and blew? I was beaten my ſelfe into all the colours of the Rainebow: and I was like to be apprehended for the Witch of Braineford, but that my admirable dexteritie of wit, my counterfeiting the action of an old woman deliuer'd mee, the knaue Conſtable had ſet meith' Stocks, ith' common Stocks, for a Witch.