The Dutch Courtesan (Cockle de Moye) · chunk 21 of 35
Marston, John · published 1605 · first performed or written 1605 [1603-1605] (Annals) comedy · Children of the Queen's Revels · Blackfriars unassigned nearest T41 Household service: masters, doors and po · 515 words
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Fair hour, fine term, faith i'll score it up anon a beautiful thought to you sir. Your Husband, and my Master Mr. Garnish has sent you a jole of fresh Salmon, and they both will come to dinner to season your new cup with the best wine, which cup your husband entreats you to send back by me, that his arms may be graved a the side, which he forgot before it was sent. By what token, are you sent by no token? nay, I have wit. He sent me by the same token, that he was dry shaved this morning. A sad token, but true, here sir, I pray you commend me to your Master, but especially to your Mistress, tell them they shall be most sincerely welcome. Shall be most sincerely welcome, worshipful Cocledemoy, lurk close, hang toasts, be not ashamed of thy quality, every man's turd smells well in's own nose, vanish Foist. Come spread these Table Diaper Napkins, and do you hear, perfume this Parlour does so smell of profane Tobacco, I could never endure this ungodly Tobacco, since one of our Elders, assured me upon his knowledge Tobacco was not used in the Congregation of the family of love: spread, spread handsomely, Lord these boys do things arsy-varsy, you show your bringing up, I was a Gentlewoman by my sister's side, I can tell ye so methodically: methodically, I wonder where it go that word O sir Amina dub Ruth had me kiss him methodically, I had it somewhere, and I had it indeed. Mind, be not desperate, i'll recover all All things with me, shall seem honest, that can be profitable, He must near winch, that would or thrive, or save, To be called Niggard, cuckold, Cutthroat, Knave. Are they come husband? Who? what, how now? what feast towards in my private Parlour. Pray leave your foolery, what are they come? Come, who come? You need not make't so strange? Strange? I strange, you know no man that sent me word, that he and his wife would come to dinner to me, and sent this jole of fresh Salmon before hand. Peace, not I, peace, the Messenger hath mistaken the house, let's eat it up quickly, before it be inquired for sit to it, some vinegar, quick, some good luck yet faith, I never tasted salmon relished better, oh when a man feeds at other men's cost. Other men's cost? why did not you send this jole of Salmon. No. By Master Garnish man? No. Sending me word, that he and his wife would come to dinner to me. No, no. To season my now bowl? Bowl? And withal willed me to send the bowl back: Back? That you might have your Arms graved on the side? Ha? By the same token you were dry shaven this morning before you went forth. Pah, how this salmon stinks. And thereupon sent the bowl back, prepared dinner, nay and I bore not a brain. Wife, do not vex, me, is the bowl gone, is it delivered? Delivered! yes sure, 'tis delivered.
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Faire hower, fine terme, faith ile ſcore it vp anone a beautifull thought to you ſir. Your Husband, and my Maiſter Mr. Garniſh has ſent you a Iole of freſh Salmon, and they both will come to dinner to ſeaſon your new cup with the beſt wine, which cup your husband intreats you to ſend backe by mee, that his armes may bee grau'd a the ſide, which he forgot before it was ſent. By what token, are you ſent by no token? nay, I haue wit. He ſent me by the ſame token, that he was dry ſhaued this morning. A fad token, but true, here ſir, I pray you commend me to your Maſter, but eſpecially to your Miſtreſſe, tell them they ſhall be moſt ſincerely welcome. Shall be moſt ſincerely welcome, worſhipfull Cocledemoy, lurke cloſe, hang toaſts, be not aſhamed of thy qualitie, euerie mans turd ſmels well in's owne noſe, vaniſh Foyſt. Come ſpread theſe Table Diaper Napkins, and doe you heare, perfume this Parlour do's ſo ſmell of prophane Tabacco, I could neuer endure this vngodly Tabacco, ſince one of our Elders, aſſured me vpon his knowledge Tabacco was not vſed in the Congregation of the family of loue: ſpread, ſpread handſomely, Lord theſe boyes doe things arſie, varſie, you ſhew your bringing vp, I was a Gentlewoman by my ſiſters ſide, I can tell yee ſo methodically: methodically, I wonder wher it goe that word O ſir Amina dub Ruth had me kiſſe him methodically, I had it ſomewhere, and I had it indeede. Mind, be not deſperate, ile recouer all thinges with me, ſhall ſeeme honeſt, that can be profitable, He muſt nere winch, that would or thriue, or ſaue, To be cal Nigard, cuckold, Cut-throat, Knaue. Are they come husband? Who? what, how nw? what feaſt towards in my priuate Parlour. Pray leaue your foolerie, what are they come? Come, who come? You need not mak't ſo ſtrange? Strange? I ſtrange, you know no man that ſent me word, that he and his wife would come to dinner to me, and ſent this Iole of freſh Salmon before hand. Peace, not I, peace, the Meſſenger hath miſtaken the houſe, let's eat it vp quickly, before it be enquir'd for ſit to it, ſom vinegr, quicke, ſome good luck yet faith, I neuer taſted ſalmon reliſht better, oh when a man feeds at other mens coſt. Other mens coſt? why did not you ſend this Iole of Salmon. No. By Maſter Garniſh man? No. Sending me word, that he and his wife would come to dinner to me. No, no. To ſeaſon my now bowle? Bowle? And withall wild me to ſend the bowle backe▪ Backe? That you might haue your Armes grau'd on the ſide? Ha? By the ſame token you were drie ſhauen this morning before you went forth. Pah, how this Sammon ſtinkes. And thereupon ſent the bowle backe, prepar'd dinner, nay and I bare not a braine. Wife, doe not vexe, me, is the bowle gone, is it deliuer'd? Deliuered! yes ſure, tis deliuered.