2 If You Know Not Me You Know Nobody (The Second Part of Queen Elizabeth's Troubles) · chunk 33 of 44
Heywood, Thomas · published 1606 · first performed or written 1605 [1604-1605; revised c.1632] (Annals) history · Queen Anne's Men unassigned nearest T10 England and France: war, embassy and pea · 470 words
Marked words are the most distinguishing words of the nearest topic T10: france, french, england, king, lord, english, edward, talbot, peace, lords.
Marry may ye sir, and I'll send news to your wife of your The cause of your coming to France shallbe known, (dealing: And what second hand commodities you took up Since your coming, my mistress in England shall know What utterance you have for your small wares in France: Pen and ink, I'll set it down in black and white, Bones a me Iohn, what Iohn? why honest Iohn? Hearty commendations— understand— reverend master Hobson found with a whore in Rouen,— place, a common bawdy house,— must be whipped. No more good Iohn. You have had none yet,— whipped about the town. sweet honest Iohn, why bones a me knave Iohn. In witness whereof, all these honest gentlemen eye-witnesses, have set to their hands, nay my mistress shall know't, that's flat: are there not Wenches enough in England, but you must walk over sea in your slippers, and venture (being not shod) to come into France a wenching, what an old man too! she shall know what a slippery trick you would have served her in your slippers in France. Nay, bones a me Iohn, friends, sweet Iohn all friends; I do confess thou'st o'erreached thy master. Ca me, ca thee, conceal this from my wife, And I'll keep all thy knavery from thine uncle. Well sir, In hope of amendment, I am content, and yet Nay, bones a me, I'll take you at your word, Besides I hope these honest Gentlemen Will save my credit. I'll entreat for you. 'tis Logic to me sir, I understand you not. Marry sir they say, if you will walk with them to their lodgings, for my sake they invite you to dinner. God a mercy Gentlemen, God a mercy Iohn, but bones a me knave, where are their lodgings? Hard by, for why do you ask? I hope they'll bring me to no more bawdy houses, I would not be taken napping again for two and one: But Gentlemen I'll accept of courtesy, and then Iohn You shall with me to England, we'll show France Our backs. And you will needs deal for yourself, Afore your time, you shall do't in England. Will you walk Gentlemen? adieu monsieur, and Gresham farewell too, No more of French love, no more french loss shall do. Well said my Masters, see all things be ready, To give her Majesty such entertain As may grace London, and become the state Her highness brings along, where's the Queen now? She comes along the Strand from Somerset house, Through Temple-bar, down Fleetstreet, and the cheap, The North side of the Burse to bishop's gate, And dines at master Gresham's, and appoints To return on the South side through Cornhill, And there when she hath viewed the rooms above, And walks below, she'll give name to the Burse.
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Marry may ye sir, and Ile send news to your wife of your The cause of your cōming to France shalbe knowne, (dealing: And what second hand commodities you tooke vp Since your comming, my mistresse in England shall know What vtterance you haue for your small wates in Fraunce: Pen and inke, Ile set it downe in blacke and white, Bones a me Iohn, what Iohn? why honest Iohn? Harty commendations—vnderstand—reuerend master Hobson found with a whore in Roane,—place, a common bawdie house,—must be whipt. No more good Iohn. You haue had none yet,—whipt about the towne. Swee honest Iohn, why bones a me knaue Iohn. In witnes wherof, all these honest gentlemen ey-witnesses, haue set to their hands, nay my mistresse shall know't, that's flat: are there not Wenches ynow in England, but you must walke ouer sea in your slippers, and venture (being not shod) to come into Fraunce a wenching, what an old man too! she shall know what a slipperie tricke you would haue serued her in your slippers in Fraunce. Nay, bones a me Iohn, friends, sweet Iohn all friends; I doe confesse tha'st o'reacht thy master. Ca me, ca thee, conceale this from my wife, And Ile keepe all thy knauerie from thine vncle. Well sir, In hope of amendment, I am content, and yet Nay, bones a me, Ile take you at your word, Besides I hope these honest Gentlemen Will saue my credite. Ile entreat for you. Tis Logicke to me sir, I vnderstand you not. Marry sir they say, if you will walke with them to their lodgings, for my sake they inuite you to dinner. God a mercie Gentlemen, God a mercie Iohn, but bones a me knaue, where are their lodgings? Hard by, for why doe you aske? I hope they'le bring me to no more bawdie houses, I would not be taken napping againe for two and one: But Gentlemen Ile accept of curtesie, and then Iohn You shall with me to England, weele shew Fraunce Our backs. And you will needs deale for your selfe, Afore your time, you shall doo't in England. VVill you walke Gentlemen? Adue Mounsier, and Gresham farewell too, No more of French loue, no more french losse shall doe. VVell sayd my Masters, see all things be readie, To giue her Maiestie such entertaine As may grace London, and become the state Her highnesse brings along, VVher's the Queene now? She comes along the Strand from Sommerset house, Through Temple-barre, downe fleet-street, and the cheape, The North side of the Burse to Bishops gate, And dines at master Greshams, and appoints To returne on the South side through Corne-hill, And there when she hath viewd the roomes aboue, And walkes below, she'le giue name to the Burse.