Barry, Lording · published 1608 · first performed or written 1603 [c.1603-1607] (Annals) comedy · Children of the King's Revels T3 Sickness, physic and doctors typicality 0.77 · 492 words
Marked words are the most distinguishing words of T3: doctor, master, cure, disease, pray, physic, physician, mr, sick, lady.
No doubt of that sir, your wife can furnish you with notes out of her Cotations. I and give him a two tagged point to tie 'em together. But how came you to detect her? Why thus sir: getting the word, I dogged her to the Family where closing with her I whispered so pleasing a tale in her ear, that I got from her her wedding Ring, & here 'tis. Well, out of that ring we will wring matter that shall carry meat i'th' mouth. But what witness or proof can you produce to make good your wives iniquity, and your own Cuckoldry Master Lipsalve, and Master gudgeon, who were her companions at that same time. Very good are they cited in the quorum nomina? they will be here sir. If they be they will bewray all. So much the better 'twill savour well for Master Purge. You understand my case now? D. Gl And mine too sir? I do I do, they are as different as a Doctor & a Dunce, a man and a beast, here's the Compendium; yours master Doctor stands upon the negative, & yours master Purge upon the affirmative Pauca sapienti, I ha''t, I ha''t. Mine is very currant sir, I can show you good gilt. I marry, there spoke an Angel, guilt's currant indeed, let me feel't let me feellt. I mean my wives guilt. Master Poppin, you shall have Innocence to speak for me? Tut, Innocence is a fool, I care not for's company, I can speak enough without him. Then I hope you will be as good to us, as the five-finger at Maw. No rather as Hercules, to lip labour 'em with the Club Law, tut let me alone. O are you here sir, I have brought you a full barn to glut your greedy appetite if you have any maw, feed here till you choke again: Now shall I see the whole Carcase of your knavery ripped up, if thou hast any grace, now will thy red beard turn white upon't. O how have I been tossed from post to pillar, in this libidinous world: the yoke I bear Is so uneven, as if an Innocent Lamb And a mad harebrained Ox should draw together: But I must have patience there's no remedy. there's some difference between these two tempers. I would give a hundred pounds my wife had so gentle a spirit. My wife must needs be gentle, for she can bear double. Here comes master Doctor, now rig up your vessels, every one to his Tackling. Good day to all at once, and peace amongst you: fie how I sweat, I think Vulcan near toiled so at his Anvil, as I have done, and all to make maids water to slake Cupid's fire, and to turn his shafts from the featherbed to the bed post, from the heart to the heel: Come master Poppin shall we to this gear?
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492 words · 645 tokens
Topic (seed 42)
T3 — Sickness, physic and doctorscross-work theme (confirmed, in the genre comparison) · typicality 0.770 (cosine to the topic centroid)
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seed 43: T3 · seed 44: T4 — topic numbers are assigned independently in each run; equal or different numbers say nothing by themselves
Original spelling (EEBO-TCP, unregularized)
No doubt of that ſir, your wife can furniſh you with notes out of her Cotations. I and giue him a two tag'd point to tie 'hem together. But how came you to detect her? Why thus ſir: getting the word, I dogd her to the Family where cloſing with her I whiſpered ſo pleaſing a tale in her ear, that J got from her her wedding Ring, & heer tis. Well, out of that ring we wil wring matter that ſhal carry meat ith mouth. But what witneſſe or proofe can you produce to make good your wiues iniquity, and your own Cuccoldry Maſter Lipſalue, and Maiſter Gudgin, who were her cō panions at that ſame time. Very good a, re they cited in the quorum nomina? they will be heere ſir. If they be they will beray all. So much the better twill ſauor well for Maſter Purge. You vnderſtand my caſe now? D.Gl. And mine too ſir? I do J do, they are as different as a Doctor & a Dunce, a man and a beaſt, heers the Compēdium; yours maſter Doctor ſtands vpon the negatiue, & yours maſter Purge vpon the affirmatiue Pauca ſapienti, J ha't, J ha't. Myne is very currant ſir, J can ſhew you good gilt. I marry, there ſpoke an Angell, guilt's currant indeed, let me feel't let me feelt. I meane my wiues guilt. Maſter Poppin, you ſhall haue Innocence to ſpeak for me? Tut, Innocence is a foole, I care not for's company, I can ſpeake ynough without him. Then J hope you will be as good to vs, as the fiue-finger at Maw. No rather as Hercules, to lip labor 'hem with the Club Law, tut let me alone. O are you here ſir, I haue brought you a full barne to glut your greedy appetite if you haue any maw, feede here till you choak againe: Now ſhall J ſee the whole Carkas of your knauery ript vp, if thou haſt any grace, now will thy red beard turne white vpon't. O how haue I been toſt from poſt to piller, Jn this libidinous world: the yoake I beare Is ſo vneu'n, as if an Innocent Lamb And a mad hare-braind Oxe ſhould draw together: But I muſt haue patience ther's no remedy. Thers ſome difference between theſe two tempers. J would giue a hundred pounds my wife had ſo gentle a ſpirit. My wife muſt needs be gentle, for ſhe can beare double. Here comes maſter Doctour, now rig vp your veſſells, euery one to his Tackling. Good day to all at once, and peace amongſt you: fy how I ſweate, J think Vulcan nere toyld ſo at his Anuill, as J haue done, and all to make maydes water to ſlake Cupids fire, and to turn his ſhafts from the fetherbed to the bed poſt, from the hart to the heele: Come maſter Poppin ſhall we to this geare?