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The Alchemist · chunk 1 of 53

Jonson, Ben · published 1612 · first performed or written 1610 (Annals)
comedy · King's Men
unassigned nearest T9 Theatre talk: prologues, poets and playe · 470 words

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FOrtune, that favours Fools, these two short hours We wish away; both for your sakes, and ours, judging Spectators: and desire in place, To th' Author justice, to ourselves but graze. Our Scene is LONDON, 'cause we would make known. No Country's mirth is better than our own. No Clime breeds better matter, for your Whore, Bawd, Squire, Impostor, many Persons more, Whose manners, now called Humours, feed the Stage: And which have still been Subject, to the rage Or spleen of Comic writers. Though this Pen Did never aim to grieve, but better Men; How e'er the Age, he lives in, doth endure The vices that she breeds, above their cure. But, when the wholesome remedies are sweet, And, in their working, Game, and Profit meet, He hopes to find no spirit so much diseased, But will, with such fair Correctives, be pleased. For here, he doth not fear, who can apply. If there be any, that will sit so nigh Unto the stream, to look what it doth run, They shall find things, they'd think, or wish, were done; They are so natural follies: But so shown, As even the Doers may see, and yet not own. Believe't I will. Thy worst. I fart at thee. Ha'you your wits? Why Gentlemen! for love— Sirrah, I'll strip you— What to do? lick figs Out at my— Rogue, Rogue, out of all your sleights. Nay, look ye! Sovereign, General, are you Madmen? O, let the wild sheep lose. I'll gum your silks With good strong water, an'you come. Will you have The neighbours hear you? Will you betray all? Hark, I hear some body. Srah. I shall mar All that the Tailor has made, if you approach. You most notorious whelp, you insolent slave, Dare you do this? Yes faith, yes faith. Why! who Am I, my Mongrel? Who am I? I'll tell you, Since you know not yourself. Speak lower, Rogue. Yes. You were once (time's not long passed) the good, Honest, plain, liverie-three-pound-thrum; that kept Your masters worships house, here, in the Friars, For the vacations. Will you be so loud? Since, by my means, translated Suburb-Captaine. By your means, Doctor Dog? Within man's memory, All this, I speak of. Why, I pray you, have I Been countenanced by you? or you, by me? Do but collect, Sr. where I met you first. I do not hear well. Not of this, I think it. But I shall put you in mind, Sr. at Pie-Corner, Taking your meal of steam in, from Cook's stalls Where, like the Father of Hunger, you did walk Piteously costive with your pinched horne-nose, And your complexion, of the Roman● wash, Stuck full of black, and melancholic worms, Like powder corns, shot, at th' Artillery-yard. I wish, you could advance your voice, a little.
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PlayThe Alchemist
AuthorJonson, Ben
Publication year (edition)1612
First performance / composition (Annals)1610
First performance (BritDrama)1610
Company (BritDrama)King's Men
Genre (British Drama)comedy
Play typeAdult Professional;Professional
Edition / TCP / DEEPedition 701 · TCP A04636 · DEEP 579
Edition roleRepresentative edition — used in the analysis
Positionnodes 0–69 (positions in the processed text, not lines of the printed book) · chunk 1 of 53 in this edition
Length470 words · 705 tokens
Topic (seed 42)unassigned by HDBSCAN · nearest topic T9 — Theatre talk: prologues, poets and players at 0.736
Other seedsseed 43: unassigned · seed 44: unassigned — topic numbers are assigned independently in each run; equal or different numbers say nothing by themselves
Original spelling (EEBO-TCP, unregularized)
FOrtune, that fauours Fooles, these two short howers We wish away; both for your sakes, and ours, Iudging Spectators: and desire in place, To th' Author iustice, to our selues but grase. Our Scene is LONDON, 'cause we would make knowne. No Countries mirth is better then our owne. No Clime breedes better matter, for your Whore, Baud, Squire, Impostor, many Persons more, Whose manners, now call'd Humors, feede the Stage: And which haue still beene Subiect, to the rage Or spleene of Comick writers. Though this Pen Did neuer ayme to grieue, but better Men; How e'er the Age, he liues in, doth endure The vices that she breedes, aboue their cure. But, when the wholsome remedies are sweet, And, in their working, Game, and Profit meete, He hopes to finde no spirit so much diseas'd, But will, with such fayre Correctiues, be pleas'd. For here, he doth not feare, who can apply. If there be any, that will sit so nigh Vnto the streame, to looke what it doth runne, They shall finde things, they'ld thinke, or wish, were done; They are so naturall follies: But so showne, As euen the Doers may see, and yet not owne. BEleeu't I will. Thy worst. I fart at thee. Ha'you your wits? Why Gentlemen! for loue— Sirah, I'll strip you— What to do? licke figs Out at my— Rogue, Rogue, out of all your sleights. Nay, look ye! Soueraigne, General, are you Madmen? O, let the wild sheepe loose. Ile gumme your silkes With good strong water, an'you come. Will you haue The neighbours heare you? Will you betray all? Hearke, I heare some body. Srah. I shall marre All that the Taylor has made, if you approach. You most notorious whelpe, you insolent slaue, Dare you doe this? Yes faith, yes faith. Why! who Am I, my Mungrill? Who am I? I'll tell you, Since you know not your selfe. Speake lower, Rogue. Yes. You were once (time's not long past) the good, Honest, plaine, liuerie-three-pound-Thrum; that kept Your Maisters worships house, here, in the Friers, For the vacations. Will you be so loud? Since, by my meanes, translated Suburb-Captaine. By your meanes, Doctor Dog? Within mans memory, All this, I speake of. Why, I pray you, haue I Beene countenanc'd by you? or you, by me? Doe but collect, Sr. where I met you first. I doe not heare well. Not of this, I thinke it. But I shall put you in minde, Sr. at Pie-Corner, Taking your meale of steeme in, from Cookes stalls Where, like the Father of Hunger, you did walke Pieously costiue with your pinch'd horne-nose, And your complexion, of the Roman wash, Stuck full of blacke, and melancholique wormes, Like poulder cornes, shot, at th' Artillery-yard. I wish, you could aduance your voice, a little.