Renaissance Drama — Topics · seed 42

The Alchemist · chunk 29 of 53

Jonson, Ben · published 1612 · first performed or written 1610 (Annals)
comedy · King's Men
T16 Gallantry: ladies, lordships and complim typicality 0.66 · 492 words

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Marked words are the most distinguishing words of T16: lady, madam, gentleman, lordship, ladies, honour, mistress, sweet, court, servant.

Are there such? I Sir. And Gallants, yet. Here's a young Gentleman, Is borne to nothing, forty marks a year, Which I count nothing. he's to be initiated, And have a Fly o'the Doctor. He will win you By unresistible luck, within this fortnight, Enough to buy a Baronry. They will set him Upmost, at the Groom-porters, all the Christmas. And, for the whole year through, at every place, Where there is play, present him with the Chair, The best attendance, the best drink, sometimes Two glasses of Canary, and pay nothing; The purest linen, and the sharpest knife, The Partridge next his trencher: and, somewhere, The dainty bed, in private, with the Dainty. You shall ha'your Ordinaries bid for him, As Playhouses for a ` Poet;; and the Master Pray him, aloud, to name what Dish he affects, Which must be buttered Shrimps: and those, that drink To no mouth else, will drink to his, as being The goodly President-Mouth of all the board. Do you not gull one? God's my life! Do you think it? You shall have a cast Commander, can but get In credit with a Glover, or a Spurrier, For some two pair, of either's ware, aforehand, Will, by most swift posts, dealing with him, Arrive at competent means, to keep himself, His Punk, and naked Boy, in excellent fashion. And be admired for't. Will the Doctor teach this? He will do more, Sir, when your Land is gone, (As men of Spirit hate to keep earth long) In a Vacation, when small money is stirring, And Ordinaries suspended till the Term, he'll show a Perspective, where on one side You shall behold the faces, and the persons Of all sufficient young Heirs, in town, Whose bonds are currant for commodity; On th'other side, the Merchant's forms, and others, That, without help of any second Broker, (Who would expect a share) will trust such parcels: In the third square, the very street, and sign Where the Commodity dwells, and does but wait To be delivered, be it Pepper, Soap, Hopps, or Tobacco, Otemeale, Woad, or Cheeses. All which you may so handle, to enjoy, To your own use, and never stand obliged. I faith! Is he such a fellow? Why, Nab here knows him. And then for making matches, for rich Widows, Young Gentlewomen, Heirs, the fortunat'st Man! he's sent too far, and near, all over England To have his counsel, and to know their Fortunes. God's will, my Sister shall see him. I'll tell you, Sir, What he did tell me of Nab. It's a strange thing, (By the way you must eat no Cheese, Nab, it breeds Melancholy: And that same Melancholy breeds worms) but pass it, He told me honest Nab, here, was ne'er at Tavern, But once in's life. Truth, and no more I was not. And, than he was so sick— Could he tell you that, too? How should I know it?
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Metadata, position in the edition, topic in the other seeds
PlayThe Alchemist
AuthorJonson, Ben
Publication year (edition)1612
First performance / composition (Annals)1610
First performance (BritDrama)1610
Company (BritDrama)King's Men
Genre (British Drama)comedy
Play typeAdult Professional;Professional
Edition / TCP / DEEPedition 701 · TCP A04636 · DEEP 579
Edition roleRepresentative edition — used in the analysis
Positionnodes 2090–2155 (positions in the processed text, not lines of the printed book) · chunk 29 of 53 in this edition
Length492 words · 704 tokens
Topic (seed 42)T16 — Gallantry: ladies, lordships and compliment cross-work theme (confirmed, in the genre comparison) · typicality 0.660 (cosine to the topic centroid)
Other seedsseed 43: T5 · seed 44: T21 — topic numbers are assigned independently in each run; equal or different numbers say nothing by themselves
Original spelling (EEBO-TCP, unregularized)
Are there such? I Sir. And Gallants, yet. Here's a yong Gentleman, Is borne to nothing, forty markes a yeare, Which I count nothing. H'is to be initiated, And haue a Flye o'the Doctor. He will winne you By vnresistable luck, within this fortnight, Inough to buy a Baronry. They will set him Vpmost, at the Groome-Porters, all the Christmasse. And, for the whole yeare through, at euery place, Where there is play, present him with the Chayre, The best attendance, the best drinke, sometimes Two glasses of Canarie, and pay nothing; The purest linnen, and the sharpest knife, The Partrich next his trencher: and, somewhere, The dainty bed, in priuate, with the Dainty. You shall ha'your Ordinaries bid for him, As Play-houses for a `Poet; and the Master Pray him, aloud, to name what Dish he affects, Which must be butterd Shrimpes: and those, that drinke To no mouth else, will drinke to his, as being The goodly President-Mouth of all the boord. Doe you not gull one? God's my life! Doe you thinke it? You shall haue a cast Commander, can but get In credit with a Glouer, or a Spurrier, For some two payre, of eythers ware, afore-hand, Will, by most swift posts, dealing with him, Arriue at competent meanes, to keepe himselfe, His Punke, and naked Boy, in excellent fashion. And be admir'd for't. Will the Doctor teach this? He will doe more, Sir, when your Land is gone, (As men of Spirit hate to keepe earth long) In a Vacation, when small money is stirring, And Ordinaries suspended till the Tearme, Hee'll shew a Perspectiue, where on one side You shall behold the faces, and the persons Of all sufficient yong Heyres, in towne, Whose bonds are currant for commoditie; On th'other side, the Merchants formes, and others, That, without help of any second Broker, (Who would expect a share) will trust such parcells: In the third square, the very streete, and signe Where the Commoditie dwels, and do's but wait To be deliuer'd, be it Pepper, Sope, Hopps, or Tobacco, Ote-meale, Woad, or Cheeses. All which you may so handle, to enioy, To your owne vse, and neuer stand oblig'd. I faith! Is he such a fellow? Why, Nab here knowes him. And then for making matches, for rich Widdowes, Yong Gentlewomen, Heyres, the fortunat'st Man! Hee's sent too farre, and neare, all ouer England To haue his counsell, and to know their Fortunes. Gods will, my Suster shall see him. I'll tell you, Sir, What he did tell me of Nab. It's a strange thing, (By the way you must eate no Cheese, Nab, it breedes Melancholy: And that same Melancholy breedes wormes) but passe it, He told me honest Nab, here, was ne'er at Tauerne, But once in's life. Truth, and no more I was not. And, then he was so sick— Could he tell you that, too? How should I know it?