Englishmen for My Money, or A Woman Will Have Her Will · chunk 14 of 43
Haughton, William · published 1616 · first performed or written 1598 [Feb 18-May 9, payment] (Annals) comedy · Admiral's (Nottingham's) Men unassigned nearest T16 Gallantry: ladies, lordships and complim · 472 words
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signior Pisaro, ne soiat so malcontento de Gentlewoman your filigola did parlour but a litella to, de gentle homa i' our grand amico. But that grand amico, is your grand inimico: One, if they be suffered to parlar, Will poll you, I and pill you of your Wife: They love together: and the other two, Loves her two Sisters: but 'tis only you Shall crop the flower, that they esteem so much. Do they so; vell let me lone, sal see me give dem de such grand mock, sal be shame of demselves. Do sir, I pray you do; set lustily upon them, And I'll be ready still to second you. But Matt. art thou so mad as to turn French? Yes marry when two Sundays come together; Think you I'll learn to speak this gibberish, Or the pigs language? Why, if I fall sick, They'll say, the French (Etcetera) infected me. Why how now Minion; what, is this your service? Your other Sisters busy are employed, And you stand idle: get you in, or. If you chide her, chide me (M. Pisaro: For but for me, she had gone in long since. I think she had: for we are sprights to scare her; But ere't be long, I'll drive that humour from her. signior, me thinks you soud no macke de when she so hard, so disobedient to de padre as ditt madonna Matt. signior, methinks you should learn to speak, before you should be so foolhardy, as to woe such a Maiden as that Madonna Matt. Warrent you Monsieur, he sal parley wen you sal stand out the dour. Hark you Monsieur, you would wish yourself half hanged, you were as sure to be let in as he. Macke no doubt de signior Alva. sal do vel enough perhaps so: but methinks your best way were to ship yourself for Stoad, and there to batter yourself for a commodity; for I can tell you, you are here out of liking. The worst perhaps dislike him, but the best esteem him best. But by your patience sir, methinks none should know better who's Lord, than the Lady. Den de Lady, vat Lady? Marry sir, the Lady let her alone: one that means to let you alone for fear of trouble. Every man as he may: yet sometimes the blind may catch a Hare. ay sir, but he will first eat many a Fly: You know it must be a wonder, if a Crab catch a fowl. Maer hortens; if he & ic & monsieur Delion be de Crab, we sal kash de fowl well genough, I warrent you. ay, and the Fool well enough I warrant you; And much good may it do ye. Me dincke such a piculo man as you be, sal have no de such grand luck madere.
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Signor Piſaro, ne ſoiat ſo malcontento de Gentlewoman your filigola did parler but a litella to, de gentle homa y our graunde amico. But that graunde amico, is your graunde inimico: One, if they be ſuffred to parlar, Will poll you, I and pill you of your Wife: They loue togeather: and the other two, Loues her two Siſters: but tis onely you Shall crop the flower, that they eſteeme ſo much. Do dey ſo; vell let me lone, ſal ſee me giue dem de ſuch graund mocke, ſal be ſhame of dem ſelues. Doe ſir, I pray you doe; ſet luſtily vpon them, And Ile be ready ſtill to ſecond you. But Matt, art thou ſo mad as to turne French? Yes marry when two Sundayes come together; Thinke you Ile learne to ſpeake this gibberidge, Or the Pigges language? Why, if I fall ſicke, Theyle ſay, the French (et-cetera) infected mee. Why how now Minion; what, is this your ſeruice? Your other Siſters buſie are imployde, And you ſtande idle: get you in, or. Yf you chide her, chide me (M. Piſaro: For but for mee, ſhe had gon in long ſince. I thinke ſhe had: for we are ſprights to ſcare her; But er't belong, Ile driue that humor from her. Signor, me thincks you ſoud no macke de wen ſhe ſo hardee, ſo diſobedient to de padre as ditt madona Matt. Signor, me thinkes you ſhould learne to ſpeake, before you ſhould be ſo foole-hardy, as to woe ſuch a Mayden as that Madona Matt? Warrent you Monſieur, he ſal parle wen you ſal ſtande out the doure. Harke you Monſieur, you would wiſh your ſelfe halfe hang'd, you were as ſure to be let in as hee. Macke no doubt de ſignor Alua. ſal do vel enough perhaps ſo: but me thinks your beſt way were to ſhip your ſelfe for Stoad, and there to batter your ſelfe for a commodity; for I can tell you, you are here out of liking. The worſt perhappes diſlike him, but the beſt eſteeme him beſt. But by your patience ſir, mee thinks none ſhould know better who's Lord, then the Lady. Den de Lady, vat Lady? Marry ſir, the Lady let her alone: one that meanes to let you alone for feare of trouble. Euery man as he may: yet ſometimes the blinde may katch a Hare. I ſir, but he will firſt eate many a Fly: You know it muſt be a wonder, if a Crab catch a Fowle. Maer hortens; if he & ic & monſier Delion be de Crab, we ſal kaſh de Fowle wel genough, I warrent you. I, and the Foole well enough I warrant you; And much good may it doe yee. Mee dincke ſuch a piculo man as you be, ſal haue no de ſuch grande lucke madere.