Englishmen for My Money, or A Woman Will Have Her Will · chunk 17 of 43
Haughton, William · published 1616 · first performed or written 1598 [Feb 18-May 9, payment] (Annals) comedy · Admiral's (Nottingham's) Men unassigned nearest T41 Household service: masters, doors and po · 518 words
Marked words are the most distinguishing words of the nearest topic T41: master, house, door, iohn, old, mistress, basket, lord, gentleman, ick.
Unmannerly, untaught, unnurtured Girls, Do I bring Gentlemen, my very friends To feast with me, to revel at my House, That their good likings, may be set on you, And you like misbehaved and sullen Girls, Turn tail to such, as may advance your states: I shall remember't, when you think I do not. I am sorry Gentlemen, your cheer's no better; But what did want at Board, excuse me for, And you shall have amends be made in Bed. To them friends, to them; they are none but yours: For you I bred them, for you brought them up: For you I kept them, and you shall have them: I hate all others that resort to them: Then rouse your bloods, be bold with what's your own: For I and mine (my friends) be yours, or none. God-gee Good-morrow sir, I have brought you M. Mouse here to teach my young Mistresses: I assure you (forsooth) he is a brave Frenchman. Welcome friend, welcome: my man (I think) Hath at the full, resolved thee of my will. Monsieur Delion, I pray question him: I tell you sir, 'tis only for your sake, That I do mean to entertain this fellow, A bots of all ill luck, how came these here? Now am I posed except the Wenches help me: I have no French to flap them in the mouth, To see the luck of a good fellow, poor Anthony Could near have sorted out a worser time: Now will the pack of all our sly devices Be quite laid ope, as one undoes an Oyster: Francke, Heigham, and mad Ned, fall to your muses, To help poor Anthony now at a pinch, Or all our market will be spoiled and marred. Tut man, let us alone, I warrant you. Monsieur, Vous estes tresbien venu, de quell pais estes vous. Vous, that's you: sure he says, how do men call you Monsieur le Mouche? Sister, help sister; that's honest Anthonie, And he answers, your wooer cuius contrarium. Monsieur, Vous n'entens pas, Je ne demand puit, vostre nom? Monsieur Delion, he that made your Shoes, made them not in fashion: they should have been cut square at the toe. Madame, my Sho met de square toe, vat be dat? Why saucebox; how now you unreverent minx Why? in whose Stable haste thou been brought up, To interrupt a man in midst of speech? Monsieur Delion, disquiet not yourself, But as you have begun, I pray proceed To question with this Countryman of yours. Dat me sal do tres beien, but de bella Madonna de june Gentlewoman do monster some sing of amour to speak lot me, epurce monsieur, me sal say but two tree four five word to dir francois: or sus Monsieur Le mouche en quelle party de Fraunce esties vous ne? France. Ned. 'sblood, let me come. Master Pisaro, we have occasion of affairs, Which calls us hence with speed; wherefore I pray Defer this business till some fitter time, And to perform what at the Exchange we spoke of. A blessing on that tongue, saith Anthony.
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Vnmannerly, vntaught, vnnurtred Girles, Doe I bring Gentlemen, my very friends To feaſt with mee, to reuell at my Houſe, That their good likings, may be ſet on you, And you like misbehaud and ſullen Girles, Turne tayle to ſuch, as may aduance your ſtates: I ſhall remembert, when you thinke I doe not. I am ſorrie Gentlemen, your cheare's no better; But what did want at Board, excuſe me for, And you ſhall haue amendes be made in Bed. To them friends, to them; they are none but yours: For you I bred them, for you brought them vp: For you I kept them, and you ſhall haue them: I hate all others that reſort to them: Then rouſe your bloods▪ be bold with what's your owne: For I and mine (my friends) be yours, or none. God-gee god-morrow ſir, I haue brought you M. Mouſe here to teach my young Miſtreſſes: I aſſure you (for-ſooth) he is a braue Frenchman. Welcome friend, welcome: my man (I thinke) Hath at the full, reſolu'd thee of my will. Monſieur Delion, I pray queſtion him: I tell you ſir, tis onely for your ſake, That I doe meane to entertaine this fellow, A bots of all ill lucke, how came theſe heere? Now am I poſde except the Wenches helpe mee: I haue no French to flap them in the mouth, To ſee the lucke of a good fellow, poore Anthony Could nere haue ſorted out a worſer time: Now will the packe of all our ſly deuiſes Be quite layde ope, as one vndoes an Oyſter: Francke, Heigham, and mad Ned, fall to your muſes, To helpe poore Anthony now at a pinch, Or all our market will be ſpoyld and marde. Tut man, let vs alone, I warrant you. Monſieur, Vous eſtes treſbien venu, de quell pais eſtes vous. Vous, thats you: ſure he ſaies, how do men call you Monſieur le Mouche? Siſter, helpe ſiſter; that's honeſt Anthonie, And he anſwers, your woer cuius contrarium. Monſieur, Vous n'entens pas, Je ne demaunde puit, voſtre nom? Monſieur Delion, he that made your Shooes, made them not in faſhion: they ſhould haue been cut ſquare at the toe. Madame, my Sho met de ſquare toe, vat be dat? Why ſauce-box; how now you vnreuerent mincks Why? in whoſe Stable haſt thou been brought vp, To interrupt a man in midſt of ſpeach? Monſieur Delion, diſquiet not your ſelfe, But as you haue begun, I pray proceed To queſtion with this Countriman of yours. Dat me ſal doe tres beien, but de bella Madona de iune Gentlewoman do monſtre ſome ſinge of amour to ſpeake lot me, epurce monſieur, mee ſal ſay but two tree fowre fiue word to di francois: or ſus Monſieur Le mouche en quelle partie de Fraunce eſties vous ne? Fraunce. Ned. Sbloud, let mee come. Maiſter Piſaro, we haue occaſion of affaires, Which calles vs hence with ſpeed; wherefore I pray Deferre this buſineſſe till ſome fitter time, And to performe what at the Exchange we ſpoke of. A bleſsing on that tongue, ſaith Anthony.