Middleton, Thomas · published 1630 · first performed or written 1613 (Annals) comedy · Lady Elizabeth's Men · Swan unassigned nearest T35 Fools, wit and railing · 498 words
Marked words are the most distinguishing words of the nearest topic T35: fool, wit, aristippus, achilles, wise, fools, patroclus, thersites, master, men.
Why there thou show'st now of what breed thou com'st To hinder generation, O thou Villain, That knows how crookedly the World goes with us, For want of Heirs, yet put by all good fortune. Hang strumpet, I will take it now in spite. Then you must ride upon't five hours. I mean so, Within there? Sir? Saddle the white Mare, I'll take a Whore along, and ride to Ware. Ride to the Devil. I'll plague you every way, Look ye, do you see, 'tis gone. A Pox go with it. I curse and spare not now. Stir up and down sir, you must not stand. Nay I'm not given to standing. So much the better sir for the— I never could stand long in one place yet, I learned it of my Father, ever figient, How if I crossed this Sir? O passing good Sir, and would show well a Horseback: When you come to your Inn, If you leapt over a jointstool or two, 'twere not amiss although you broke your neck Sir. What say you to a Table thus high Sir? Nothing better Sir, if it be furnished with good Victuals. You remember how the bargain runs about this business? Or else I had a bad Head: you must receive Sir four hundred pounds of me at four several payments: One hundred pound now in hand. Right, that I have Sir. Another hundred when my Wives is quick: the third when she's brought a-bed: and the last hundred when the Child cries, For if it should be still borne, it doth no good Sir. All this is even still, a little faster Sir. Not a whit Sir, I'm in an excellent pace for any Physic, Your white Mares ready. I shall up presently: One kiss, and farewell. Thou shalt have two Love. Expect me about three. With all my Heart Sweet. By this light they have forgot their anger since, And are as far in again as e'er they were, Which way the Devil came they, Heart I saw 'em not, Their ways are beyond finding out. Come sweet Lady. How must I take mine Sir? Clean contrary, yours must be taken lying. A Bed Sir? A Bed, or where you will for your own ease, Your Coach will serve. The Physic must needs please. Negatur argumentum Tutor. Probo tibi Pupil, stultus non est animal rationale. Faller is sane. Quaso ut taceas, probo tibi. Quomodo probae domine. Stultus non habet rationem, ergo non est animal rationale. Sic argumentaris domine, stultus non habet rationem, ergo non est animal rationale, negatur argumentum again Tutor. Argumentum itterum probo tibi domine, qui non participate de ratione nullo modo potest vocari rationalibus, but stultus non participate de ratione, ergo stultus nullo modo potest dicere rationalis. Participate. Sic disputus, qui participat quomodo participate. Ʋt homo, probabo tibi in silagismo. Hunc proba. Sic probo domine, stultus est homo sicut tu & ego sum, homo est animal rationele, sicut stultus est animal rationale.
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Why there thou ſhew'ſt now of what breed thou com'ſt To hinder generation, O thou Villaine, That knowes how crookedly the World goes with vs, For want of Heires, yet put by all good fortune. Hang ſtrumpet, I will take it now in ſpight. Then you muſt ride vpon't fiue houres. I meane ſo, Within there? Sir? Saddle the white Mare, I'le take a Whore along, and ride to Ware. Ride to the Diuel. I'le plague you euerie way, Looke ye, doe you ſee, 'tis gone. A Pox goe with it. I curſe and ſpare not now. Stirre vp and downe ſir, you muſt not ſtand. Nay I'me not giuen to ſtanding. So much the better ſir for the — I neuer could ſtand long in one place yet, I learnt it of my Father, euer figient, How if I croſt this Sir? O paſſing good Sir, and would ſhew well a Horſebacke: When you come to your Inne, If you leapt ouer a ioynt-ſtoole or two, 'twere not amiſſe although you brake your necke Sir. What ſay you to a Table thus high Sir? Nothing better Sir, if it be furniſhed with good Victuals. You remember how the bargaine runs about this buſineſſe? Or elſe I had a bad Head: you muſt receiue Sir foure hundred pounds of me at foure ſeuerall payments: One hundred pound now in hand. Right, that I haue Sir. Another hundred when my Wifes is quicke: the third when ſhe's brought a bed: and the laſt hundred when the Child cryes, For if it ſhould be ſtill borne, it doth no good Sir. All this is euen ſtill, a little faſter Sir. Not a whit Sir, I'me in an excellent pace for any Phyſicke, Your white Mares ready. I ſhall vp preſently: One kiſſe, and farewell. Thou ſhalt haue two Loue. Expect me about three. With all my Heart Sweet. By this light they haue forgot their anger ſince, And are as farre in againe as e're they were, Which way the Diuell came they, Haart I ſaw 'em not, Their wayes are beyond finding out. Come ſweet Lady. How muſt I take mine Sir? Cleane contrarie, yours muſt be taken lying. A Bed Sir? A Bed, or where you will for your owne eaſe, Your Coach will ſerue. The Phyſicke muſt needs pleaſe. Negatur argumentum Tutor. Probo tibi Pupill, ſtultus non eſt animal rationale. Faller is ſane. Quaſo v taceas, probo tibi. Quomodo proba domine. Stultus non habet rationem, ergo non eſt animal rationale. Sic argumentaris domine, ſtultus non habet rationem, ergo non eſt animal rationale, negatur argumentum againe Tutor. Argumentum itterum probo tibi domine, qui non participat de ratione nullo modo poteſt vocari rationalibus, but ſtultus non participat de ratione, ergo ſtultus nullo modo poteſt dicere rationalis. Participat. Sic diſputus, qui participat quomodo participat. Ʋt homo, probabo tibi in ſilagiſmo. Hunc proba. Sic probo domine, ſtultus eſt homo ſicut tu & ego ſum, homo eſt animal rationele, ſicut ſtultus eſt animal rationale.