A New Wonder, A Woman Never Vexed · chunk 18 of 45
Heywood, Thomas / Rowley, William · published 1632 · first performed or written 1611 [1611-1614] (Annals) comedy · Unknown unassigned nearest T16 Gallantry: ladies, lordships and complim · 490 words
Marked words are the most distinguishing words of the nearest topic T16: lady, madam, gentleman, lordship, ladies, honour, mistress, sweet, court, servant.
He calls you Tooth drawer by way of experience. In loving your face, I love all the rest of your body As you shall find by experience. Well Sir, you love me then? Let your experience make a trial. No Sir, I'll believe you rather, and I thank you for't. I love you too, fair Maid, double and treble, If it please you. I thank you too Sir; I am so much beholding To you both; I am afraid I shall never requite it. Requite one, sweet Chastity, and let it be Sir Godfrey, with the correspondency of your Love to him; I will maintain you like a Lady, And it is brave, as I know by experience. I will maintain you like a Gentlewoman: And That may be better maintenance than a lady's, As I have found by observation. How dare you maintain that, Sir? I dare maintain it with my purse, Sir. I dare cross it with my sword Sir. If you dare cross my purse with your sword Sir, I'll lay an action of suspicion of felony to you; That's flat, Sir. Nay, pray you Gentlemen do not quarrel, Till you know for what. Oh, no quarrelling, I beseech you Gentlemen! The reputation of my house is soiled, if any uncivil noise arise in't. Let him but shake his blade at me, and I'll Throw down my purse, and cry a rape; I Scorn to kill him, but I'll hang his knighthood, I warrant him, if he offer assault and battery on My purse. Nay, good Sir, put up your sword. You have confined him prisoner forever, I hope your experience sees he's a harmless thing. Sir, here's young Master Foster requests To speak with you. Does he? Prithee request him. Gentlemen, Please you taste the sweetness of my Garden A while, and let my daughter bear you company. Where she is leader, there will be followers. You send me to the Galleys, Sir; pray you redeem Me as soon as you can; these are pretty Things for mirth, but not for serious uses. Prithee be merry with them then a while, If but for courtesy; thou hast wit enough; But take heed they quarrel not. Nay I dare take in hand to part ''em without Any danger; but I beseech you let me not Be too long a prisoner. Will you walk Gentlemen. If it please you to place one of us for your conduct, Otherwise this old Coxcomb and I shall quarrel. Sir Godfrey, you are the eldest; pray lead the way. With all my heart, sweet Virgin; Ah, ha; this place Promises well in the eyes of experience; Master Innocent, come you behind. Right Sir; but I put the Gentlewoman before, and that Is the thing I desire And there your experience halts a little. When I look back, Sir, I see your nose behind. Then when I look back, your nose stands here.
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He cals you Tooth drawer by way of experience. In loving your face, I love all the rest of your body As you shall finde by experience. Well Sir, you love me then? Let your experience make a tryall. No Sir, I'l beleeve you rather, and I thanke you for't. I love you too, faire Maide, double and treble, If it please you. I thanke you too Sir; I am so much beholding To you both; I am affraid I shall never requite it. Requite one, sweete Chastity, and let it be Sir Godfry, with the correspondencie of your Love to him; I will maintaine you like a Lady, And it is brave, as I know by experience. I will maintaine you like a Gentlewoman: And That may be better maintenance than a Ladies, As I have found by observation. How dare you maintaine that, Sir? I dare maintaine it with my purse, Sir. I dare crosse it with my sword Sir. If you dare corsse my purse with your sword Sir, I'llay an action of suspition of felony to you; That's flat, Sir. Nay, pray you Gentlemen doe not quarrell, Till you know for what. Oh, no quarrelling, I beseech you Gentlemen! The reputation of my house is soyld, if any Vncivill noyse arise in't. Let him but shake his blade at me, and I'l Throw downe my purse, and cry a rape; I Scorne to kill him, but I'l hang his knighthood, I warrant him, if he offer assault and battry on My purse▪ Nay, good Sir, put up your sword. You have confinde him prisoner forever, I hope your experience sees hee's a harmelesse thing. Sir, heres young Master Foster requests To speake with you. Does he? Prethee request him. Gentlemen, Please you taste the sweetenesse of my Garden A while, and let my daughter beare you company. Where she is leader, there will be followers. You send me to the Gallyes, Sir; pray you redeeme Me as soone as you can; these are pretty Things for mirth, but not for serious uses. Prethee be merry with them then a while, If but for curtesie; thou hast wit enough; But take heede they quarrell not. Nay I dare take in hand to part'm without Any danger; but I beseech you let me not Be too long a prisoner. Will you walke Gentlemen. If it please you to place one of us for your conduct, Otherwise this old Coxcombe and I shall quarrell. Sir Godfry, you are the eldest; pray lead the way. Withall my heart, sweet Virgin; Ah, ha; this place Promises well in the eyes of experience; Master Innocent, come you behinde. Right Sir; but I put the Gentlewoman before, and that Is the thing I desire And there your experience halts a little. When I looke backe, Sir, I see your nose behinde. Then when I looke backe, your nose stands here.