| 1 | 0–9 | 542 | T35 Fools, wit and railing | 0.76 | GEntlemen, so nice is the world, that for apparel there is no fashion, for Music no instrument, for diet no de… |
| 2 | 10–14 | 525 | unassigned | | Love is a pastime for children, breeding nothing but folly, and nourishing nothing but idleness. I would wish … |
| 3 | 15–28 | 515 | unassigned | | To enjoy a fair Lady in love, and want fair gold to give: to have thousands of people to fight, and no penny t… |
| 4 | 29–77 | 517 | unassigned | | The Masculine gender is more worthy than the feminine, therefore Licio backare. That is when those two genders… |
| 5 | 78–102 | 515 | unassigned | | That is only the threshold to the door. I perceive you are driven to the wall that stands behind the door, for… |
| 6 | 103–120 | 518 | unassigned | | Indeed gold is the devil. Thou art deceived wench, angels are gold. But is it true? True? Why the meat that he… |
| 7 | 121–124 | 532 | unassigned | | Mellacrites, I cannot tell whether I should more mislike thy council, or Midas consent, but the covetous humou… |
| 8 | 125–133 | 536 | unassigned | | Stay Martius, though I know love to grow to such looseness, and hoarding to such misery, that I may rather gri… |
| 9 | 134–177 | 530 | unassigned | | Gold is but the earth's garbage, a weed bred by the sun, the very rubbish of barren ground. Tush Licio, thou a… |
| 10 | 178–190 | 549 | unassigned | | If Mars should answer thee thus, go bathe thy sword in water, and wash thy hands in milk, and thy sword shall … |
| 11 | 190–195 | 515 | T25 Kings, power and law: political sententi | 0.81 | whom having made slaves by unjust wars, I use now as slaves for all wars? Have not I enticed the subjects of m… |
| 12 | 196–222 | 508 | unassigned | | Martius, thy council hath shed as much blood as would make another sea. Valour I cannot call it, and barbarous… |
| 13 | 223–256 | 501 | unassigned | | O sir, you know I am a Barber, and cannot tittle-tattle, I am one of those whose tongues are swelled with sile… |
| 14 | 257–291 | 500 | unassigned | | If your tooth be hollow it must be stopped, or pulled out; and stop it the barber will not, without the beard.… |
| 15 | 292–302 | 539 | unassigned | | There dwelled sometimes in Phrygia, a Lady very fair, but passing froward, as much marveled at for beauty, as … |
| 16 | 303–310 | 523 | T24 Apollo, Phoebus and the Muses | 0.79 | The liker thy feet Camilla, which were taught not to stand still. So, no more Ladies: let our coming to sport … |
| 17 | 311–312 | 486 | T22 Shepherds, flocks and Pan | 0.66 | Doth Pan talk of the passions of love? of the passions of divine love? O, how that word Daphne wounds Apollo, … |
| 18 | 313–334 | 526 | T22 Shepherds, flocks and Pan | 0.69 | Those Nymphs shall decide, unless thy rude speech have made them deaf: as for any other answer to Pan, take th… |
| 19 | 335–346 | 481 | T24 Apollo, Phoebus and the Muses | 0.84 | What hast thou done Apollo? the ears of an Ass upon the head of a King? And well worthy, when the dullness of … |
| 20 | 347–358 | 460 | T24 Apollo, Phoebus and the Muses | 0.64 | I Muse what the Nymphs meant, that so sang in the groves, Midas of Phrygia hath Asses ears. I marvel not, for … |
| 21 | 359–381 | 482 | unassigned | | More than all this Amintas (though we dare not so much as mutter it,) their king is such a one as dazzleth the… |
| 22 | 382–408 | 494 | unassigned | | Give me a pasty for a Park, and let me shake off a whole kennel of teeth for hounds, then shalt thou see a not… |
| 23 | 409–417 | 521 | unassigned | | For my part, I neither care nor wonder, I see all his expeditions for wars are laid in water: for now when he … |
| 24 | 418–428 | 507 | T24 Apollo, Phoebus and the Muses | 0.69 | Midas of Phrygia hath asses ears. This is monstrous, & either portends some mischief to the king, or unto the … |
| 25 | 429–443 | 511 | T24 Apollo, Phoebus and the Muses | 0.85 | Nothing, but that Apollo must determine all, or Midas see ruin of all. To Apollo will I offer an ivory lute fo… |
| 26 | 444–469 | 506 | T0 Court life: dukes, favour and honour | 0.78 | I am content, take thou all. These be his movable bads. And from me they shall be removables. Item in the serv… |
| 27 | 470–503 | 508 | T3 Sickness, physic and doctors | 0.55 | I am as melancholy as a cat. Melancholy? marry gup, is melancholy a word for a barbers mouth? thou shouldst sa… |
| 28 | 504–522 | 504 | T24 Apollo, Phoebus and the Muses | 0.80 | Yea Motto, hast thou Latin? Alas, he that hath drawn so many teeth, and never asked Latin for a tooth, is ill … |
| 29 | 523–529 | 480 | T24 Apollo, Phoebus and the Muses | 0.83 | It were good to expound these oracles, that the learned men in Phrygia were assembled, otherwise the remedy wi… |
| 30 | 530–548 | 525 | T24 Apollo, Phoebus and the Muses | 0.84 | Then attend Midas. I accept thy submission, and sacrifice, so as yearly at this temple thou offer Sacrifice in… |