Renaissance Drama — Topics · seed 42

Wit in a Constable · chunk 9 of 31

Glapthorne, Henry · published 1640 · first performed or written 1638 [1636-1638; revised 1639] (Annals)
not in BritDrama · Phoenix/Cockpit
unassigned nearest T27 Uncles, nephews and cousins: kinship and · 474 words

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Marked words are the most distinguishing words of the nearest topic T27: uncle, niece, nephew, gentlemen, faith, cousin, wife, house, gentleman, money.

O by no means, but they cannot be seen Conveniently this morning: another time, At your best leisure, I shall not deny you. Please you walk in, and taste our Beer? I know 'tis but o'th' sixes; and I hate liquour of that complexion: pray commend me To both my sweethearts. Tristram come let's back, And, as my Cosen says, drink lusty sack. There's some deceit in this, perhaps some gallant, Knowing my purpose with Sir Geoffrey Holdfast, Has ta'en his name upon him: i'll dispatch A messenger straight to him: whom have we here? Sir, that's the Alderman my Master. Is this the venerable Man, to whom This goodly Mansion is impropriate: I should negotiate with his reverence About authentic business. This rather Should be sir Geff. son, his words and habit Speak him most learned. I'm the person, pray Let me be bold to crave your name. My appellation or pronomen, as (It is termed by the Latins) is hight Ieremie, But my Cognomen, as the English gather, Is called Holdfast. This is he certainly; are you, I pray Sir Geffrey's son of Epping? The Nominals, the Thomists, all the sects Of old and modern Schoolmen, do oblige me, To pay to that Sir Geoffrey filial duty. I'm glad to hear it, t'other was some varlet, I shall find out and punish: Sir, you're welcome; I guess your business; 'tis about a match, Or with my Niece, or Daughter: which you like, Shall be at your dispose: if not, your business. My business is of procreation, or as The Civil Lawyers learnedly do paraphrase, Is of concomitance, Cohabitation, Or what you please to term it. How am I blessed, that this rare scholar shall Be matched into my family? Within there; Niece, Daughter, both come hither. One at once sir, 'twill satisfy; the Canon does prohibit Us Polygamy. Sir, this is my only daughter, this my niece, Pray know them better. Fair types, nay Orbs of beauty, I salute you, Each in his proper altitude. Heyday, this is some Fortune-teller. 'tis Thorowgood, you must not seem to know him. Daughter and Niece, this is a gentleman, My care has picked out, as a most fit husband For one of you; which he can soonest fancy, Hear him but speak, and he will put you down Ten Universities, and inns of Court, in twenty syllables. Good Mr. Holdfast Speak learnedly to th'wenches; though I say't, They have both good capacities. Most rubicund, stelliferous splendent Ladies, The ocular faculties, by which the beams Of love are darted into every soul, Or humane essence, have into my breast Conveyed this lady's lustre: and I can Admire no other object; therefore beauty Your pardon, if I only do address In terms Scholastic, and in Metaphors My phrase to her. I shall not Envy my cousin's happiness.
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PlayWit in a Constable
AuthorGlapthorne, Henry
Publication year (edition)1640
First performance / composition (Annals)1638 [1636-1638; revised 1639]
TheaterPhoenix/Cockpit;Indoor Professional
Genre (British Drama)not in BritDrama
Play typeBoys Professional;Professional
Edition / TCP / DEEPedition 1145 · TCP A01779 · DEEP 977
Edition roleRepresentative edition — used in the analysis
Positionnodes 533–602 (positions in the processed text, not lines of the printed book) · chunk 9 of 31 in this edition
Length474 words · 692 tokens
Topic (seed 42)unassigned by HDBSCAN · nearest topic T27 — Uncles, nephews and cousins: kinship and patronage at 0.752
Other seedsseed 43: unassigned · seed 44: unassigned — topic numbers are assigned independently in each run; equal or different numbers say nothing by themselves
Original spelling (EEBO-TCP, unregularized)
O by no meanes, but they cannot be seene Conveniently this morning: another time, At your best leasure, I shall not deny you. Please you walke in, and taste our Beere? I know 'tis but oth' sixes; and I hate Liquor of that complexion: pray commend me To both my sweet-hearts. Tristram come lets backe, And, as my Cosen sayes, drinke lusty sacke. There's some deceite in this, perhaps some gallant, Knowing my purpose with Sir Geffery Holdfast, Has tane his name upon him: ile dispatch A messenger straight to him: whom have we here? Sir, that's the Alderman my Master. Is this the venerable Man, to whom This goodly Mansion is impropriate: I should negotiate with his reverence About authentick businesse. This rather Should be sir Geff. sonne, his words and habit Speake him most learned. I'me the person, pray Let me be bold to crave your name. My appellation or pronomen, as (It is tearm'd by the Latins) is hight Ieremie, But my Cognomen, as the English gather, Is called Holdfast. This is he certainely; are you, I pray Sir Gefferies sonne of Eppinge? The Nominalls, the Thomists, all the sects Of old and moderne Schoole-men, doe oblige me, To pay to that Sir Geffery fillial duty. I'me glad to heare it, tother was some varlet, I shall finde out and punish: Sir, y'are welcome; I gesse your businesse; tis about a match, Or with my Neece, or Daughter: which you like, Shall be at your dispose: if not, your businesse. My businesse is of procreation, or as The Civill Lawyers learnedly doe paraphrase, Is of concomitance, Cohabitation, Or what you please to terme it. How am I blest, that this rare schollar shall Be match'd into my family? Within there; Neece, Daughter, both come hither. One at once sir, Twill satisfie; the Canon does prohibit Us Polygamy. Sir, this is my onely daughter, this my neece, Pray know them better. Faire types, nay Orbs of beauty, J salute you, Each in his proper altitude. Heyday, this is some Fortune-teller. Tis Thorowgood, you must not seeme to know him. Daughter and Neece, this is a gentleman, My care has pick'd out, as a most fit husband For one of you; which he can soonest fancy, Heare him but speake, and he will put you downe Ten Universities, and Jnnes of Court, Jn twentie sillables. Good Mr. Holdfast Speake learnedly to th'wenches; though J say't, They have both good capacities. Most rubicund, stelliferous splendant Ladyes, The ocular faculties, by which the beames Of love are darted into every soule, Or humane essence, have into my breast Convey'd this Ladies lustre: and J can Admire no other object; therefore beauty Your pardon, if J onely doe addresse In termes Scholasticke, and in Metaphors My phrase to her. J shall not Envy my Cosens happinesse.