| 1 | 0–64 | 508 | unassigned | | YOu need not fear me Gentlemen, although I come thus armed; 'tis but to let you know I am in office; in my own… |
| 2 | 65–135 | 526 | unassigned | | I admire How he retains these Author's names, of which He understands no syllable, 'twere better I bought the … |
| 3 | 136–196 | 506 | T35 Fools, wit and railing | 0.79 | Why cosen I had thought. thyself an errant idiot, that's the fittest Thought for thy brain more dull than a fa… |
| 4 | 197–252 | 506 | T35 Fools, wit and railing | 0.72 | Take them: I will not leave a pen within my lodging, I will forget to write, or set my hand to any thing. Unle… |
| 5 | 253–320 | 506 | unassigned | | Yes, my girl: good Formal use thy motion to convey Thy ears a little farther off, there's money To buy thee a … |
| 6 | 321–391 | 510 | T16 Gallantry: ladies, lordships and complim | 0.78 | No, 'tis Grace, daughter to Alderman Covet. I do commend thee my dear Don, and will Be thy assistant, go and s… |
| 7 | 392–460 | 513 | T13 Knights, squires and ladies | 0.82 | Leave to use me so then: Y'ave made myself, your daughter, and my woman, Sup with a pennyworth of Lettice, und… |
| 8 | 461–532 | 476 | unassigned | | This is the maddest wench: would I were rid of her, She vexes me more than her Portion's worth; But if she sto… |
| 9 | 533–602 | 474 | unassigned | | O by no means, but they cannot be seen Conveniently this morning: another time, At your best leisure, I shall … |
| 10 | 603–675 | 485 | unassigned | | You're full of Candour; if you will love me Lady, I'll approach your ears, Not in a garb Domestic, or terms vu… |
| 11 | 676–744 | 487 | T16 Gallantry: ladies, lordships and complim | 0.78 | Very likely, Pray gentlemen your business. Speak for me Valentine. Ladies we're come to see you, fame does giv… |
| 12 | 745–812 | 499 | unassigned | | Yes, at Christenings, where the good Wives, stead of burnt Wine and comfits, Drink healths to th' memory of al… |
| 13 | 813–894 | 502 | unassigned | | ARE they so witty sayst thou? You'd best try The acuteness of their intellects. You may endeavour With the lar… |
| 14 | 895–968 | 503 | unassigned | | We cannot prophesy. Thou art a fool then, Does not the harmony of my good parts Speak me the conqueror of all … |
| 15 | 969–1039 | 514 | unassigned | | 'tis so acute, No palate but most taste it; shall's to th' Tavern? You're for a cup I hope? For now sir, It is… |
| 16 | 1040–1109 | 517 | unassigned | | Since I have Disclosed my affection to you, (although love Oft times admits no reason) i'll endeavour To satis… |
| 17 | 1110–1185 | 508 | T27 Uncles, nephews and cousins: kinship and | 0.82 | Some such creature; but to your project. I have prepared me A handsome female-shape, my man without Has them u… |
| 18 | 1186–1261 | 486 | unassigned | | A very handsome woman, I could love her, Did I but know her portion. Mistress welcome. What's in that house is… |
| 19 | 1262–1328 | 493 | unassigned | | Master Busy, You seem of sage discretion: and to say Truth, I conceive you have the stock of wit Belonging to … |
| 20 | 1329–1407 | 508 | unassigned | | Are these the maidens, I promise you master Alderman they're virgins of good feature, and I shall Be well apai… |
| 21 | 1408–1478 | 527 | unassigned | | Nor expect, To get a good word from us in a twelvemonth, Hourly revilings and perpetual noises Shall be as fav… |
| 22 | 1479–1558 | 520 | T28 Marriage-making: weddings, brides and ma | 0.79 | But do you mean performance, Truly of these conditions. As sincerely As ere we mean to eat. Or drink good Ale … |
| 23 | 1559–1630 | 529 | unassigned | | 'tis certain Mr. Freewit they are contracted, And this night to be married: I am sorry You should be thus supp… |
| 24 | 1631–1694 | 498 | unassigned | | And that you, whom I Even at the first view loved, and fixed my heart on: Should not alone contemn me, but wit… |
| 25 | 1695–1760 | 493 | T30 Constables, justices and the watch | 0.83 | When 'tis done, then thank me; mean time make haste, and get the licences. I will pursue the rest, and if I fi… |
| 26 | 1761–1836 | 513 | T30 Constables, justices and the watch | 0.79 | Next, if a thief chance to pass through your watch, Let him depart in peace; for should you stay him, To purch… |
| 27 | 1837–1902 | 508 | T30 Constables, justices and the watch | 0.83 | How's that hang it, It is heretical: Sack's the orthodoxal liquour: and now I think on't, you two, and Mendwel… |
| 28 | 1903–1971 | 484 | T30 Constables, justices and the watch | 0.84 | Mr. Constable You're in the right I promise you: I feel myself already growing from a watchman Into a headboro… |
| 29 | 1972–2040 | 512 | T30 Constables, justices and the watch | 0.87 | Who then can Constables deny To be persons brave and witty, Since they only are the eye, The Glory, the deligh… |
| 30 | 2041–2111 | 506 | T28 Marriage-making: weddings, brides and ma | 0.85 | Come, we lose time sir. Let him have A good fire pray you. So, all works as't had been Moulded afore in wax: b… |
| 31 | 2112–2177 | 468 | T28 Marriage-making: weddings, brides and ma | 0.78 | Who's here? Sir Timothy and your son, I'll lay My life on't they have struck a marriage up Without our knowled… |