Renaissance Drama — Topics · seed 42

Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools · chunk 8 of 68

Anonymous · published 1619 · first performed or written 1619 [1613-1619] (Annals)
satire; dialogue
T39 Profit, conscience and dishonest dealing typicality 0.78 · 521 words

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Marked words are the most distinguishing words of T39: conscience, lucre, usury, lucar, fraud, dissimulation, simony, london, lady, nemo.

Faith not I, not much, saving that I have heard many years ago that he was a reasonable honest man but for's religion, and they say still he's a kind of a Papist. What a rascal 'stis? do I call thee to speak in his behalf, and dost thou prate of religion? what has he or I to do with religion? I dare swear that he's an honest man of no religion. and yonder's the man, let's see now who dares charge him with religion. I hope he and I have work enough and never busy our selves about religion. So many bankrupts, and housekeepers now adays 'tis time to look about us. What? dost thou find fault with housekeepers: you'll please him never a whit with that, for an't were not for good housekeepers he would have many hungry meals. I find fault with such housekeepers as dare not show their faces without their own doors. I cannot endure this. I'll complain to him on you both, if ever he light on you within the lash of the law, there's no mercy: and 'tis no matter, teach you to speak so evil of him behind his back. Why coxcomb; how canst thou tell his back was towards us. Well, mock on, 'twas in his absence, that's all one: I'll tell him if you'll give me nothing. Give thee, yes a rope these caterpillars are all for what will you give me like Judas. Bonus dies▪ signior Antonio, Magnifico; the worthiest gentleman that ever consorted with the bankers of this city. Sir I hope you make no doubt nos teneri & firmiter obligari tibi aut tuo certo atturnato, etc. And further obligamus nos, & quemlibet nostrum, haeredes, & executores nostros etc. The condition is to be ever ready at your lowest service. What a rogue 'stis? he can speak nothing but obligations as Ovid did verses. gramercies gentle Noverindo: how go the rates now? Sir you may have as much as you will at eight in the hundred, others pay ten. I thank you: than I have a match already: a friend of mine must use a thousand pound and entreats my band; I'll say he shall have it by my means. Thou shalt have forty shillings in the hundred for brocage: and I will gain other forty shillings, this is but twelve in the hundred that's dog cheap, I know some pay a great deal more: And I'll have good land twice the worth for my counter security. Let me alone to hamper them. You are wiser sir, fast bind fast find. And if they fail you'll trice them. I trow upon the mortgage. Ah ha, art advised of that? surely I shall do them good to make the fools take heed of others. And what fault is in me, a bargain is a bargain: and if I give them a little more for their land when it is forfeited, they may thank me but no parting with the land, for it is so deep if a man would dig it that it reacheth to hell, and there's no redemption.
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PlayTwo Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
AuthorAnonymous
Publication year (edition)1619
First performance / composition (Annals)1619 [1613-1619]
First performance (BritDrama)1619 [1613-1619]
Genre (British Drama)satire; dialogue
Play typeNonprofessional;Private;University/Inns of Court
Edition / TCP / DEEPedition 813 · TCP A18423 · DEEP 675
Edition roleRepresentative edition — used in the analysis
Positionnodes 83–96 (positions in the processed text, not lines of the printed book) · chunk 8 of 68 in this edition
Length521 words · 682 tokens
Topic (seed 42)T39 — Profit, conscience and dishonest dealing cross-work theme (confirmed, in the genre comparison) · typicality 0.778 (cosine to the topic centroid)
Other seedsseed 43: T41 · seed 44: T39 — topic numbers are assigned independently in each run; equal or different numbers say nothing by themselves
Original spelling (EEBO-TCP, unregularized)
Faith not I, not much, sauing that I haue heard many yeares ago that he was a reasonable honest man but for's religion, and they say still hees a kinde of a Papist. What a rascall stis? doe I call thee to speake in his behalfe, and dost thou prate of religion? what has he or I to doe with religion? I dare sweare that hees an honest man of no religion. and younders the man, let's see now who dares charge him with religion. I hope he and I haue worke enough and neuer busie our felues about religion. So many banckrupts, and housekeepers now adaies tis time to looke about vs. What? dost thou finde fault with housekeepers: youle please him never a whit with that, for ant were not for good housekeepers he would haue many hungry meales▪ I finde fault with such housekeepers as dare not shew their faces without their owne doores. I cannot indure this. Ile complaine to him on you both, if euer hee light on you within the lash of the law, ther's no rcy: and tis no matter, teach you to speake so evill of him behind his backe. Why cockscombe; how canst thou tell his backe was towards vs. Well, mocke on, twas in his absnce, thats all one: Ile tell him if youle giue me nothing. Giue thee, yes a rope these caterpillers are al for what will you giue me like Idas▪ Bonu dies▪ Segniur Antonio, Magnifi; the worthiest gentleman that ever consorted with the bankers of this citie. Sir I hope you make no doubt o teneri & firmiter obligariibi aut to certo attnrnato, &c. And further obligamus nos, & quemlibet nostrum, heredes, & execores nostros &c. The condition is to bee ever ready at your lowest service. What a rogue stis? he can speake nothing but obligations as Ovid did verses. Gramarcees gentle Noverindo: how goe the rates now? Sir you may haue as much as you will at eight in the hundred, others pay ten. I thanke you: then I haue a match already: a frend of mine must vse a thousand pound and intreats my band; Ile ay he shall haue it by my meanes. Thou halt haue forty shillings in the hundred for brocage▪ and I will gaine other fortie shillings, this is but twelue in the hundred that's dog cheape, I knowe some pay a great deale more: And Ile haue good land twice the worth for my counter security. Let me alone to hamper them. You are wiser sir, fast bind fast find. And if they faile yeull trice them. I trow vpon the mortgage. Ah ha, art avis'd of that? surely I shall doe them good to make the fooles take heed of others. And what falt is in me, a bargaine is a bargaine: aud if I giue them a little more for their land when it is forfeited, they may thanke me but no parting with the land, for it is so deep if a man would dig it that it reacheth to hell, and ther's no redemption.