Renaissance Drama — Topics · seed 42

Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools

Anonymous, published 1619 · satire; dialogue · Nonprofessional;Private;University/Inns of Court

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TitleTwo Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
AuthorAnonymous
Publication year (edition)1619
Genre (British Drama)satire; dialogue
Genre group (comparison)other/multi — no single main genre in British Drama or Annals → outside the single-genre comparison · Annals: comedy;dialogue
Play typeNonprofessional;Private;University/Inns of Court
Work / edition / TCP / DEEPwork 361 · edition 813 · TCP A18423 · DEEP 675
Edition roleRepresentative edition — used in the analysis
First performance / composition (Annals)1619 [1613-1619]
First performance (BritDrama)1619 [1613-1619]
FormatQuarto
STC4991
Greg361a
Genre (Annals)Comic Dialogue
Genre (BritDrama)Satirical Dialogue
BritDrama no.1891
Title pageTWO WISE MEN AND ALL THE REST FOOLES: OR A COMICALL MORALL, CENsuring the follies of this age,
Title-page performance noteas it hath beene diverse times acted.
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10–3495unassignedRIGHT noble and worthy Assembly: It hath been a very ancient and laudable custom, in the best governed commonw…
24–22494T6 Money, debt and credit0.70Then you are welcome into England. Thanks gentle Simplo. What news? And what company came over with you? News …
323–33470unassignedBut if I were his man, if he kept no better cheer at his chamber, I would make the cheese fry until the butter…
434–45472unassignedAlas! not yet, I am not able to endure it, I faint. He is even that is to say. Ha. Ha. Hae. O my heart: not ye…
546–58475T54 Antony and Cleopatra: love, death and mo0.66This is a very plain trick, and needs no such encomions, and Epithets of commendation as you bestow on it. Is …
659–68515unassignedThou mak'st a large offer, & a rash, which full soon (I doubt) thou wilt revoke: but i'll try thee. Before tho…
769–82534unassignedI will not tell thee, thou hast already more than thou canst well bear: thou art almost drunk with the very sm…
883–96521T39 Profit, conscience and dishonest dealing0.78Faith not I, not much, saving that I have heard many years ago that he was a reasonable honest man but for's r…
997–109529T39 Profit, conscience and dishonest dealing0.74Well, this is agreed: and if you will have 3000l speak but the word, and give three days warning, we'll come a…
10110–115482unassignedThou didst well. I know some of them would gladly catch me in a trip. But I'll watch them well enough. No man …
11116–126487unassignedIn very deed Sir, every aught to yield his best help to such works. And although I have already recorded my ap…
12127–137513unassignedNay Sirrah, if any man hit the nail on the head, it should be you, because you are a Smith; but soft, you are …
13138–145534unassignedReason me no reasons. I speak as I think, I protest from my heart I had rather do any work in the world then d…
14146–164514T50 Fleets, armies and generals: war by sea 0.69He is welcome. Have you given him any principles, such as you know are necessary? and is he docible? He is rea…
15165–194503unassignedThat I will be sure to do. Thus then. Hi-sto-ri. Stay there. Now gape (he gapes & Hortano looks in his mouth) …
16195–204503unassignedHortano: you have been a great while prating with that pricking fellow and make no reckoning of my neighbour R…
17205–209532unassignedNow it shall appear how short you are with want of Logic. But I'll teach thee a little. He that was the last y…
18210–220479unassignedGo to then: if you be such a scholar I will not dispute with you about the Holy days, but my neighbour Acuto h…
19221–225485unassignedSir, our business is not worldly, though it concern worldly men, even as your life is not worldlike, though bo…
20226–240494T6 Money, debt and credit0.84Thou told me so? what care I for thy telling? If thou told me my father were dead (though I knew he be buried)…
21241–250512unassignedSir I have brought the linen, she lent it willingly. So I saved the lie; she desires you to sup with her tonig…
22251–264508T6 Money, debt and credit0.81Stay awhile, you shall hear more to his face. Come hither Simplo. This honest man tells me, he is in speech wi…
23265–275491unassignedYour Comparison is too general. Had you excepted hunting I might have joined hands with you against all others…
24276–280492unassignedIt is almost eleven. I doubt it be no more indeed. I am so sleepy still: go see if Monsieur Parvagracio be sti…
25281–294508T6 Money, debt and credit0.69I have cast up these accounts exactly, and your share is to pay 200l, and no more. I have often visited them, …
26295–304487T6 Money, debt and credit0.77Sir, the writings are done, when you please I am ready to seal. I think the Lawyer is a very honest man, he ha…
27305–310534unassigned'tis a marvelous toil and trouble that we courtiers are put to, and little considered by the world abroad: for…
28311–324465unassignedNay, let that alone until another time. I understand already as much as I need for that matter: I must be gone…
29325–335507T6 Money, debt and credit0.75I have had such a stir with this same beggar Pohssib, his wife, and his friends: and so many complaints they h…
30336–347492T23 Husbands, wives and jealousy0.81Fear nothing of that Sir, I can tell you news. They say now your title to it is as good as any man hath to his…
31348–358509unassignedeven as you may if you will take the course that I do. I have a wife, the best creature that ever you saw in t…
32359–365505unassignedHow doth she bring up thy son Jack? Admirably well: for lest he should prove an idolater she will not let him …
33366–380509unassignedWhat wife; and I not there? Alas man, why should you trouble yourself with these matters which be so far out o…
34381–391501unassignedYes: but what, shall women do it? Who else I pray you? shall beast's do it? Although women may not speak in th…
35392–411504unassignedA martyr. How canst thou be a martyr? O yes, and I shall die so patiently, that I dare not call for a posset h…
36412–418499unassignedIn any case hold him in, let him not scape, he shall pay for his expedition. I'll about it, and I'll have it f…
37419–428511T6 Money, debt and credit0.78O, I could fit these fellows to a hair. I could devise them a crest as fit as a fan for a forehorse. Proberio:…
38429–436496T6 Money, debt and credit0.78I marvel what will satisfy your greedy desires. have you not the whole kingdom at your service & beck? what Lo…
39437–448537T6 Money, debt and credit0.80Who can endure this filthy Farmer to rail as he doth at us two Mureto? Let us set upon him. Are you so free wi…
40449–463527T6 Money, debt and credit0.86In lodging? I am ashamed to hear such a word, (though you be not to allege so base a reckoning) I had always m…
41464–476526T6 Money, debt and credit0.78Will you have my oath? No. Will you refer it to friends? No. To your own brother? No. I protest upon my faith …
42477–491503T6 Money, debt and credit0.74Believe me Master Mureto, this Farmer hath made for himself a reasonable good Apology, and put us a hard case.…
43492–505505T6 Money, debt and credit0.75Yes, with all my heart. And I'll be good before both you if you mend not the faster. Content. Let us all amend…
44506–527500T39 Profit, conscience and dishonest dealing0.66No. But you have good security: for you have the thing itself in your hand, which you may keep. Yes, I have, a…
45528–546514T6 Money, debt and credit0.70O this; this. none like to this. Now I like this riddle excellent well that yields so many, & so witty constru…
46547–559504T57 Ships, merchants and pirates0.76Sir, a kinsman of yours and mine, a knight, when he went to travail had no money to spare, but bestowed on me …
47560–567494unassignedYes to your state. do you kick already? nay I'll gale you better yet. with thy borrowed bravery thou perkest, …
48568–582525unassignedSir Hermito. If you be not. I am weary with hearing such variety of vice. The soldier that was wont to be the …
49583–591509unassignedSo am I Sir, now I shall be quiet. An you marked Sir, I never entreated you for conscience sake to give her an…
50592–602477unassignedThere are yet two other things objected, but both of our nature therefore though it were a huddle, it makes bu…
51603–615519unassignedNo. I am sure he did not ask you. I brought a cozen of mine other day to him that gave him a fee. Indeed I tol…
52616–638526unassigneday, but then you know interest will run on it is no good husbandry to take it so long before the time it may b…
53639–652502T6 Money, debt and credit0.83Why sir, 'tis but your fancy. And now you cannot go back: here is witness enough you engaged your honour to ha…
54653–673509unassignedFirst bring me a crusty manchet, and a single pot of beer. It shallbe done Sir here's a hot guest I perceive b…
55674–688507T6 Money, debt and credit0.85I hear the knave well enough, but I'll watch you for both. My horses shall have but little provender. I'll cal…
56689–713519unassignedA woman? 'tis not a woman. The head is a dog. 'tis a mermaid, half a dog, half a woman. No 'tis but the hair o…
57714–725512T23 Husbands, wives and jealousy0.81If you had, yet must you use discretion in it, and divide none but such as are indeed no marriages at first, b…
58726–741473unassignedIndeed Sir, it seems you have been well bred, else you had never grown to this stature. Did not I tell you wha…
59742–752481unassignedIt was not the newest fashion the last year, and no Chronicle make▪ mention of it. Therefore if any man had wr…
60753–772474unassignedIf I were fit to receive one of your sort, how could you serve me and the king too? can you serve two masters?…
61773–786497T4 Love-longing and the lover's complaint0.69Bonds? I am in bonds enough I think, bound hand, foot, heart, mind, wit and will. He that is in love needs no …
62787–794508unassignedCome on, since 'tis done, let them go: but I cannot ride my journey contentedly until I have these eggs. Simpl…
63795–814483unassignedBut do you eat any of this dainty trash with him? Or else I must go hungry to bed, and ride empty the next day…
64815–824504unassignedYour questions sir (if I forget not) were, what was my name, and what order I purpose to enter. My name is Lev…
65825–830523unassignedI dare undertake (Lady Levitia) he means justly by you: for I have seen him in a dangerous passion when you le…
66831–850473unassignedHa may lively Levitia, we cannot choose but thrive if thou hast these trades. But is thy portion in sure hands…
67851–862498unassignedmarry to have as little as she. And if I were as you I would serve her so, teach her to come empty handed to a…
68863–870483unassignedBut there he shall meet with his craft's master. What? master my master in craft? that were somewhat strange, …