Renaissance Drama — Topics · seed 42

Two Wise Men and All the Rest Fools · chunk 14 of 68

Anonymous · published 1619 · first performed or written 1619 [1613-1619] (Annals)
satire; dialogue
T50 Fleets, armies and generals: war by sea typicality 0.69 · 514 words

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Marked words are the most distinguishing words of T50: sea, honour, general, soldiers, men, ship, fight, soldier, king, vittori.

He is welcome. Have you given him any principles, such as you know are necessary? and is he docible? He is ready for your hand Sir. I will not commit such an error (knowing you as I do) but lay the foundation. You may work upon him as you list I warrant you. Sir I hope you shall find me diligent, and according to your heart. Thou hast a good stern countenance, I like thee well: if thy mind be as untoward it will be suitable. I warrant you Sir, no man shall get any thing of me, but I will know how he comes by it, except yourself, whom I will trust withal I have. Deal with me as you please. I thank you. Nay, if I deal not well with you, I wish no man should deal ill with me. I hear you have land lying near me, I would have you be a good husband, and keep it. Let me lay up your writings safe lest some deceive you of them. That you shall Sir, here they be. They shall be in pawn to you for my good behaviour: for I think no man will give his word for me. Thou art the fittest man for me that ever I met withal: nor any man (I think) will undertake I shall be a good master to thee. 'tis no matter sir, I will stand to your gentleness. Well said: and I'll even deal with thee thereafter. Thou hast a service a dog would not have it, except his tail were already so short cut to his breech that no more could be spared. I warrant thou turn seen the last of thy writings. They will pull thy land after them. And that's but law. Is it true that you told me (Acuto) at our last parley here that there were such valiant people in times past that willingly and cheerfully went to their death when they might have enjoyed life longer. There is no question of it except we should discredit all Historiographers, who make honourable mention of them in all ages before us. And in our own time and memory there have been many such men. I protest it is a wonderful courage these people have, and in mine opinion far beyond the stoutness of the soldiers. For they go to kill and contend, not meaning to die, which only they strive against, and avoid by all means they can, and provide above all things to be well armed for safety of life. But the martyr with not resisting, conquers death, and fears not that which is feared and shunned of all others. Therefore I think them worthy of great honour and perpetual memory. But who are they (say you) that give testimony of them? me thought it was a very fine word. They be Historiographers. O Histornoggerfers. a brave word. I'll make a knot of these letters. No, Historiographers man. Now I have it Histriagerfers. Not so neither: you must mark well, & pronounce it just as I do.
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Metadata, position in the edition, topic in the other seeds
PlayTwo Wise Men and All the Rest Fools
AuthorAnonymous
Publication year (edition)1619
First performance / composition (Annals)1619 [1613-1619]
First performance (BritDrama)1619 [1613-1619]
Genre (British Drama)satire; dialogue
Play typeNonprofessional;Private;University/Inns of Court
Edition / TCP / DEEPedition 813 · TCP A18423 · DEEP 675
Edition roleRepresentative edition — used in the analysis
Positionnodes 146–164 (positions in the processed text, not lines of the printed book) · chunk 14 of 68 in this edition
Length514 words · 626 tokens
Topic (seed 42)T50 — Fleets, armies and generals: war by sea and land cross-work theme (confirmed, in the genre comparison) · typicality 0.694 (cosine to the topic centroid)
Other seedsseed 43: T47 · seed 44: T45 — topic numbers are assigned independently in each run; equal or different numbers say nothing by themselves
Original spelling (EEBO-TCP, unregularized)
He is welcome. Haue you giuen him any principles, such as you knowe are necessarie? and is he docible ▪ He is ready for your hand Sir. I will not commit such an errour (knowing you as I doe) but lay the foundation. You may worke vpon him as you list I warrant you. Sir I hope you shall finde me diigent, and according to your heart. Thou hast a good sterne countenance, I like thee well: if thy minde be as vntoward it will be sutable. I warrant you Sir, no man shall get any thing of me, but I will knowe how he comes by it, except your selfe, whom I will trust withall I haue. Deale with mee as you please. I thanke you. Nay, if I deale not well with you, I wish no man should deale ill with me. I heare you haue land lying neere me, I would haue you bee a good husband, and keepe it. Let me lay vp your writings safe least some deceaue you of them. That you shall Sir▪ here they be. They shall be in pawne to you for my good behaviour: for I thinke no man will giue his word for me. Thou art the fittest man for mee that ever I met withall: nor any man (I thinke) will vndertake I shall bee a good master to thee. Tis no matter sir, I will stand to your gentlenesse. Well said: and Ile even deale with thee thereafter. Thou hast a seruice a dog would not haue it, except his taile were already so short cut to his breech that no more could be spared. I warrant thou has seene the last of thy writings. They will pull thy land after them. And that's but law. Is it true that you told me (Acuto) at our last parle here that there were ch valiant people in times past that willingly and cheeefully went to their death when they might haue inoyed life longer. There is no question of it except wee should discredit all Historiographers, who make honorable mention of them i all ages before vs. And in our owne time and memory there haue beene many uch men. I potest it is a wonderfull courage these people haue, and in mine opinion farre beyond the stoutnes of the souldiers. For they goe to kill and contend, not meaning to dye, which only they strive against, and avoid by all meanes they can▪ and provide aboue all things to bee well arm'd for safetie of life. But the martyr with not resisting, conquers death, and feares not that which is feared and shunned of all others. Therefore I thinke them worthie of great honour and ppetuall memorie. But who are they (say you) that giue testimonie of them? me thoght it was a very fine word. They be Historiographers. O Histornoggerfers. a braue word. Ile make a knot of these letters. No, Historiographers man. Now I haue it Histriagerfers. Not so neither: you must marke wel, & pronoūce it iust as I doe.